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Sean - Feb 4, 2018 12:01am, #270262

"Conservatives" make work as horrible as possible, you know, for the sake of the bottom line, then complain about those who complain about the suckage of the modern work experience.

Sean - Jan 27, 2018 7:38pm, #270254

Dear Sho. Just saw this now for the first time. It reminds me of Stephen J. Gould's question: how many men and women of Albert Einstein's cerebral caliber lived and died as mere slaves in the old South. We'll never know. Just poorer as a result.

Sean - Jan 22, 2018 10:40pm, #270248

Thank you! But I think we both know that THAT fart was overdue anyways, given your recent history.

Sean - Jan 1, 2018 7:21pm, #270198

Spoiler alert: 9 smells like chicken. Don't ask me how I know.

Sean - Dec 31, 2017 6:04pm, #270190

Oh Greeny ... it's almost like I paid you some s-load of worthless bitcoins to comment on this one. But I DID AND YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DO SO ON DECEMBER 24ISH ... so NO BITCOINS FOR YOU!!!!! P.S.: love you Man. :)

Sean - Dec 31, 2017 5:56pm, #270188

Just upvoted. For the record. Because everyone gets a trophy for showing up. Though this one is indeed funny.

Sean - Dec 31, 2017 5:54pm, #270187

Finally. Someone on the internets says something truly super-groovey about tattoos. Well put. And I ain't got none myself.

Sean - Dec 31, 2017 5:48pm, #270186

The plunger ... because he knows what he likes ... lube optional (dude's a total trooper that way -- don't ask me how I know).

Sean - Dec 31, 2017 5:45pm, #270185

Wot is

Sean - Dec 31, 2017 5:43pm, #270184

Mixed message much?

Sean - Dec 31, 2017 5:42pm, #270183

But just to be crystal: the douchnozzle thingy was self-referential. *burp!*

Sean - Dec 31, 2017 5:41pm, #270182

I kinda hated this one for ... like ... TWO WHOLE SECONDS. tHEN THE ALCOHOL KICKED BACK IN AND I'm ALL "WAIT A MINITE YEW DOUCHENOZZLE, THIS IS funny!!!!!!!! And it is. But it's still just captioning. Just.

Sean - Dec 28, 2017 7:15pm, #270172

Thanks "FACEPLANT31" ... if that's even your REAL name. (If it is, I think your parents had mixed feelings about you early on.) Up until now, I never realized just how annoying that pretentious little twit ***kens was. Great expose my friend. Love it!

Sean - Dec 28, 2017 6:19pm, #270171

This is DEEPLY disturbing. No. Really. And by that I mean: I LOVE IIIIITTTTT!!!!

Sean - Dec 27, 2017 5:59pm, #270168

No. Yer wrong. Timing is SOMETHING. NOT everything. Only EVERYTHING is everything. And then there's you, RERUN. You Sir, are MY everything. ;)

Sean - Dec 26, 2017 8:34pm, #270163

I hear you, Man. Take 'er ease!

Sean - Dec 26, 2017 8:21pm, #270161

True ... but it pays the bills.

Sean - Dec 26, 2017 8:04pm, #270159

tl;dr ... I mean jeepers. 5 line of text ... who has that kinda time? Good to see you Greeny!!!!

Sean - Dec 23, 2017 1:22pm, #270143

Oh I get it. The poster can say a*s*s, but I can't. ;)

Sean - Dec 23, 2017 1:21pm, #270142

I truly love this one. Incidentally, the last time my dumb a** got dumped: by text message! :0

Sean - Dec 22, 2017 5:02pm, #270140

Thank you. And after actually saying this out loud a few days ago, I'm pleased to announce that my shiner is now barely noticeable.

Sean - Dec 22, 2017 4:50pm, #270139

Any doubts 'tis I, the one and only Sean O' the M-Fakes?

Sean - Dec 22, 2017 4:48pm, #270138

And he kinda goes around checking up on his old buds because he wants to get the band back together? Ok, nevermind all that ... Uhmmm, do you like Wes Anderson movies? I love you man!

Sean - Dec 22, 2017 4:47pm, #270137

And the ancient one who is wayyyy more powerful than the noobs is royally p. o.'d ... Ok, forget all that. Uhmm you know how in the movies, buddy gets outta the joint after doing a nickel or dime stretch ...

Sean - Dec 22, 2017 4:45pm, #270136

Only to find that the current "vampire nation" has gone to h*e*l*l in a handbasket because all the younger vamps seem to faint at the sight of blood? Or whatnot? ...

Sean - Dec 22, 2017 4:43pm, #270135

Hey, reun. You know those movie franchises where one of the ancient ones, who's been "asleep" for hundreds of years, suddenly comes out of the ground, or outta his crypt ...

Sean - Dec 18, 2017 8:22pm, #270117

P.s.: yer amsome too!

Sean - Dec 18, 2017 8:19pm, #270116

Test2: metta hoar

Sean - Dec 18, 2017 8:19pm, #270115

Test2: metta hoar

Sean - Dec 18, 2017 8:18pm, #270114

Test: me***hor

Sean - Dec 18, 2017 8:18pm, #270113

Well I have been called "The Energizer Bunny" within recent memory ... but then again, on second thought, she was speaking me***horically ... :)

Sean - Dec 18, 2017 8:14pm, #270112

Sorry Mods. Didn't realize I sent this one in already. Submitted again tonight (my time). Not sure how to unsubmit unless I have another one to submit -- which I don't at the moment. Sorry. :)

Sean - Dec 18, 2017 6:34pm, #270110

Feelings ... jeepers. And I hope you are working on your microaggressions ...

Sean - Dec 18, 2017 6:21pm, #270109

Icksnay on-dey the abulousfey ... dig eh vous? I mean yeah, I do fabulous like nobody's bees wax ... but lately I'm getting propositioned by dudes ... *sigh* Thank God most a them are good looking. :)

Sean - Dec 18, 2017 6:17pm, #270108

Well alright then. I'll see wot like I can do ... but ONLY because YOU asked ... in a totally macho way.

Sean - Dec 18, 2017 6:16pm, #270107

Thanks, missdizz. You are overwhelmingly toooooo kind. I shall hang out wit choose guys more often! (I was raised by Italians ... but also by wolverines ... long story.)

Sean - Dec 18, 2017 6:14pm, #270106

Moooooooooooooooooooo! How ya doin' buddy? I missed you. You still denying that you're a cow? Well good for you!!! (aside to everyone else: funniest most foul-mouthed cow I ever met).

Sean - Dec 17, 2017 4:13pm, #270094

Somehow just clicking "upvote" is not nearly as satisfying as when we had to click on any one of five foofy poodles (others insisted that they were lions -- but I knew the truth!).

Sean - Dec 17, 2017 4:10pm, #270093

I've been gone for so long, I have little to no idea how to vote. But if'n I ever figure it oot (I'm Canadian btw), I shall five lion this funny little puppy.

Sean - Dec 17, 2017 12:36am, #270090

Meh, nothing. Doomed for sure! Irregardless, even.

Sean - Dec 16, 2017 11:57pm, #270089

The feminist ladies I sleep with regularly don't seem to want to castrate me. Maybe because I am a feminist. And/or because I lift, bro!

Sean - Apr 27, 2015 9:45pm, #260976

First, I gently and gracefully shave his back ... "hanging" is startin' to look pretty good, right about now, eh? Greeny my friend, eh?

Sean - Apr 11, 2014 10:39am, #254200

Say what?! Oh, wait, he's on second isn't he?

Sean - Apr 8, 2014 11:26am, #254163

My reaction/observation was in response to how that quote is normally used. But anywho, it's a nice poster (see? back on my meds).

Sean - Apr 7, 2014 9:49pm, #254146

And just how small must a government be before it's too small to take away everything I've got?

Sean - Apr 5, 2014 12:44pm, #254080

And around the edges is darkness, my old friend. Love it.

Sean - Mar 30, 2014 2:47pm, #253920

Huh? Mis * tress? Blocked?

Sean - Mar 30, 2014 2:45pm, #253919

Oh Mo(x12) Honey, listen. It's not you, it's me ... and by that I mean you just don't do it for me. But seriously, I could never cheat on my mis*****. That'd be wrong.

Sean - Mar 30, 2014 1:02am, #253905


Sean - Mar 30, 2014 1:01am, #253904

Ah, Le Pistolas L'amour, no?

Sean - Mar 30, 2014 12:59am, #253903

Uhm, your ex, she seeing anyone right now?

Sean - Mar 30, 2014 12:53am, #253902

"baseball cards in the spokes" that really takes me back ... to April 7 2011 when Mooooooooooooo said it!

Sean - Mar 28, 2014 7:48pm, #253885

I see what you did there ... me with my big mouth all "Let's talk about that for a bit." Wellll played. I too won me some scholarships, but what I do with dead bodies I have to do on my own time. Glad to hear about your daughter. Amazing. Sincerely.

Sean - Mar 28, 2014 12:10pm, #253879

Scholarships that cover 90% of tuition, eh? Let's talk about that for a bit here. True that they can be "earned" in a sense, but "won" as or "awarded" are also applicable terms to these RARE commodities, no?

Sean - Mar 27, 2014 9:41pm, #253872

Not my house, obviously. Look at the screens! Not one of them caught lookin' at the pernergerfy?!? Not bloody likely.

Sean - Mar 27, 2014 9:39pm, #253871

And that ain't it. What you there is my post post routine! So there!

Sean - Mar 26, 2014 11:17pm, #253840

The fool! That's the first place anyone would look.

Sean - Mar 26, 2014 7:18pm, #253830

Ewwww, downright abysmal, but NOT in a bad way. 5 lions whose souls are so dark their eyes don't even glow in the night!

Sean - Mar 25, 2014 4:36pm, #253821

A veritable rabitunity!

Sean - Mar 24, 2014 9:44pm, #253806

Agreed, only vaguely amusing the first time. *sigh*

Sean - Mar 24, 2014 9:43pm, #253805

Or, CONSIDER IT a potential defence to a public indecency charge.

Sean - Mar 24, 2014 9:43pm, #253804

Or, CONSIDER IT a potential defence to a public indecency charge.

Sean - Mar 24, 2014 6:29pm, #253797

Yeah! Because "zoppertunity" would sound silly.

Sean - Mar 24, 2014 2:26pm, #253790

Yeahhhh, but whattayagonnado? ZAP! 5 lions with static cling. But seriously, coooool.

Sean - Mar 23, 2014 7:41pm, #253764

Ewwwww, this one is deep -- either that or it's about some type of off roady veee-hicle. Too close to call really. But lotsa lions though.

Sean - Mar 23, 2014 12:42pm, #253759

*looks up from desk* Is he gone yet?

Sean - Mar 23, 2014 12:41pm, #253758

That's NOT a question! It's a questitunity!!!

Sean - Mar 22, 2014 7:58pm, #253747

But I thank you for your support!

Sean - Mar 22, 2014 7:58pm, #253746

Office, underpass, toe-may-toe ta-mah-toe. Rutabaga!

Sean - Mar 22, 2014 7:56pm, #253745

You're a good egg, steve1961. Ism is lucky to have you have his back.

Sean - Mar 22, 2014 7:35pm, #253744

I love it, but you better not be Stan from accounting. You're not, are you? Dude's been looking at me maliciously lately ....

Sean - Mar 22, 2014 12:21pm, #253731

Bill Maher joke. Attribution wouldn't hurt. No?

Sean - Mar 19, 2014 4:11pm, #253695

Dark and snarky ... a rare combination.

Sean - Mar 19, 2014 3:54pm, #253694

5 tortoises! See wot I did, fellow passive aggressives? Of course you did.

Sean - Mar 19, 2014 3:50pm, #253693

In my own defense, I actually do talk in run-on sentences. Some find that endearing. Jus' sayin'.

Sean - Mar 18, 2014 4:38pm, #253677

Actually, it's the completely made up threat of gun control that spikes sales. Real gun control never ever happens, does it?

Sean - Mar 11, 2014 5:01pm, #253531

How about running away? As in, I think running away is more important than standing here in fear. There's all kinds of courage, is what I'm saying. That's all.

Sean - Mar 11, 2014 4:37pm, #253530

Dude. Jus' sayin'.

Sean - Mar 8, 2014 8:58pm, #253495

Uhm, wot's watership down?

Sean - Mar 8, 2014 8:31pm, #253492

That tears it ... Googling to do ... and not just obscure pr** terms this time.

Sean - Mar 8, 2014 8:30pm, #253491

Hmmm, still touchy about the whole "cow thing" I see.

Sean - Mar 8, 2014 8:28pm, #253490

Hey I remember the day I came up with this one. I was miserable that day. Huh. Good times ....

Sean - Mar 8, 2014 8:26pm, #253487

What? No. Unless he was singing a John Lennon song in the shower perhaps. Ok, that probably happened more than once, so part marks to you. P.S.: Ringo is my favouritest Beatle.

Sean - Mar 8, 2014 8:24pm, #253486

Wow, Sho. Deep ... now cut that out!

Sean - Mar 8, 2014 8:15pm, #253485

Yeah. I'm no Christian, but I'm still pretty sure that the number has to be divisible by two.

Sean - Mar 8, 2014 8:14pm, #253484

Thanks Moooooooooooooooooooo. Hey, is it true that you're not really a cow? Either way, though, I'm not judging ...

Sean - Mar 8, 2014 7:15pm, #253481

a pimento at lunch?!!! Sheesh.

Sean - Mar 8, 2014 7:14pm, #253480

Ahhh, shucks! When I woke up this morning I thought I had as least one thing still going for me: that I never said anything stupid anywhere on the internet on December 17, 2000 and freakin' 9. So now whatta I got? That I only ALMOST choked to death on

Sean - Dec 5, 2013 6:30pm, #251385

R.I.P. Mr. Mandela. I hope this poster is retired out of respect. Please consider that a sincere request, Admin. Thanks.

Sean - Aug 7, 2013 10:01pm, #248449

Hey thanks, Sho. Uhmmmm, can you pick up milk?

Sean - Mar 27, 2013 10:14pm, #244696

I remain your humble rainy day servant. I'll be back soon ... ish.

Sean - Mar 3, 2013 1:34am, #243997

Dear Josh. I hope you fall asleep in your hood and suffocate. K?K?K? (I thought you needed a hint.)

Sean - Sep 6, 2012 1:10am, #238945

Uhm, yeaaahhh. The "***" are where the t-a-p was. I mean, it's not like I said "papwater" cuz that would be gross.

Sean - Sep 6, 2012 1:07am, #238944

Oops. Uhmm, Mods. Hey Mods!!! I think that big mean ruffian fella just threatened me. Do something! Oh, and by the W, my supersoaker ... it's filled with UNFILTERED *** WATER.

Sean - Sep 6, 2012 12:54am, #238942

Hey Bone, this one's for you, bud.

Sean - Sep 6, 2012 12:49am, #238941

You have an EMPTY canon and nary a clue how to reload it. Me and my supersoaker will be right over, Dorathy!

Sean - Sep 6, 2012 12:44am, #238940

And as that empty chairs descends into the abyss, it hears itself berated for not honoring its campaign promise to close down the detention facility at Guantonamo Bay.

Sean - Sep 6, 2012 12:10am, #238938

For the haters out there, and evidently there are some, I would just like to say this in my most non-whiniest voice: do you know how hard it is to find a high quality pic of a freakin' stick insect on the freakin' internets? Because I don't think you do.

Sean - Sep 5, 2012 11:59pm, #238937


Sean - Sep 5, 2012 11:57pm, #238936

Hey look. It's Grover Norquist on his day off.